About the author.................... Status: Overworked-Underpaid
To tell you the truth, there really isn't much that I can tell you that is even remotely interesting. So, I'll just meander on.
I am a Pisces. According to most Horoscopes, Pisces tend to be more artistically/creatively inclined. I guess I'll give them the benefit of the doubt.
I love cats, dislike dogs. Still play video games, and no, I'll never be too old to stop. I love movies, books, friendly people, honest people, big screen HDTVs, my car, etc. Fake-nice people annoy me - if you don't like me, don't pretend to act nice - I will eventually pick up the dislike vibes, even if it takes a while. Most of all, I dislike people who talk while in a movie theather, and those who cheat.
I'm probably the most dense person you'll ever meet. Truly. Unless you make it extremely obvious (i.e., tell me right out), I will be oblivious to anything you were expecting me to "pick up" by the usual societal conventions - aka, flirting, body language nuances.